Initiate Procrastination Sequence

The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.

I don’t care.

(Source: felixdawkins)

tagged as → #life tip

(Source: jueki)

butterflyshark:

dizmama:

ryuuhoho:

this is going to kill my hand jfc why did i decide this was how I wanted to do the hair wh y 

here is a MUCH HAIR tip that will probably make your life %10 easier!pick any brush u want and freely sketch yo hair

ctrl + click the hair layer to select it

increment by 1 or 2 depending how thick you like your lines

make a new layer under your hair layer

fill with desired color


I’m already almost done lining this hair monster but thank you so much for the tip I’ll use it the next time I draw shiroba!

butterflyshark:

dizmama:

ryuuhoho:

this is going to kill my hand jfc why did i decide this was how I wanted to do the hair wh y 

here is a MUCH HAIR tip that will probably make your life %10 easier!

pick any brush u want and freely sketch yo hair

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ctrl + click the hair layer to select it

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increment by 1 or 2 depending how thick you like your lines

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make a new layer under your hair layer

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fill with desired color

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I’m already almost done lining this hair monster but thank you so much for the tip I’ll use it the next time I draw shiroba!

tagged as → #help #hair is hotsauce
Trains

Today on Oneshot Wednesday, have some more original fiction. Because basically yes, everything of my own that I write is kinda dark and morbid. It’s fine. I’m fine.

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tagged as → #original fiction

dilaurentis-queen:

SHE LOOKS SO FUCKING BADASS THO OH MY GOD BAMF (x)

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draelogor:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

with all the force of a great typhoon

(Source: bucky-thevampireslayer)

tagged as → #agents of shield

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

I honestly don’t think Skye and Jemma will ever hook up on the show, but I’m pretty sure Chloe Bennet and Elizabeth Henstridge are going to get married and have many beautiful children together. 

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tagged as → #skimmons #I feel this
a-wilde-handful:

I love that these two are friends.

a-wilde-handful:

I love that these two are friends.

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tagged as → #this is so perfect

angrydragon90:

MINE

(Source: sp0oky-box-forts)

tagged as → #give us the precious

bogleech:

silvertrench:

where do I start

There are ten things wrong here and Ash was fooled by eleven of them.

(Source: new-mauville)

tagged as → #pokemon