Initiate Procrastination Sequence

unpredictablemcfly:

Can we talk about Elizabeth Henstridge’s reaction to the script of “turn turn turn” when she found out ward was Hydra?

unpredictablemcfly:

Can we talk about Elizabeth Henstridge’s reaction to the script of “turn turn turn” when she found out ward was Hydra?

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maxkirin:

Neil Gaiman’s 8 Rules of Writing, a remake of this post. Source.

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tagged as → #help #thanks neil

What will they become?

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Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup.
Klaus Badelt vs Jeremy Soule.

masyafassassin:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

thegeekmaster:

derpscream:

Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup by flipboit4midles.

(Bask in the awesomeness of this.)

Oh

My

God

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HOLY SHIT

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i literally threw my computer across the loveseat when i heard this. its so epicly beautiful.

HOLY SHIT, I HAVE GOOSEBUMPS

(Source: kinghinatashouyo)

Agents of SHIELD cast pictures since season 2 filming started

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loki-magic-and-love:

jamesfactscalvin:

lumos5000:

drawsomethingmisha:

scrambledeggsandtea:

whichbitchwhobitch:

Marvel & Star Wars

omfg

natalie portman fits in here

are we just going to ignore that Agent Coulson was compare to R2-D2

R2’s badass though

nuff said

(Source: carameliscream)

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becapella:

gayest scene in modern film history

(Source: nomorestraight4malik)

tagged as → #pretty much #pitch perfect

kittyinabeaker:

jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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The longer that gif went on, the more I laughed/cried. 

(Source: memoriesinatrunk)

tagged as → #BUT IMAGINE
thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

(Source: tsarcasm)

tagged as → #english
chemicaldarkshine:


hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:Hey MomI’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love,Your Son.A couple days later he got a response from his mother:Dear Son,I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.When are the two of you coming for dinner?Love,Mom


BEST MOM

I’m crYING

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

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BEST MOM

I’m crYING

tagged as → #how to parenting